What they're thinking about today

Monday, 5:34 pm

By Kate

Sep

11

2006

Here’s a sampling of today’s search string queries. They still surprise and amuse.

National Clean Hands Week 2006:
September 17-23

Talking points for new church visitors:
For the life of me I can’t figure out how Cider Press Hill turned up on Google for this.

happy hawaiians:
happier than we New Englanders who are freezing our butts off today.

Chihuahua shoes:
I used to have a chihuahua, though he never wore shoes.

Stacked silverware drawer:
This probably isn’t what the searcher was looking for, but that’s what s/he got. Mystery never was adequately solved.

Squashed squirrels:
???

The children are very quiet. i wonder what they are getting into:
If you have to ask....

has anyone ever been buried in a national forest:
I’m betting yes....

recurrent dreams about bears:
according to this dream dictionary, dreaming about bears can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending.