What the President Didn't Say

Tuesday, 9:04 pm

By Kate

Jun

28

2005

"I lied us into an unnecessary war. I’m sorry.”

“Iraq wasn’t a terrorist front until I screwed up. Now we’re providing extremists with the largest, most advanced training camp in the world.”

“I lost sight of our mission in Afghanistan. I’m sorry Osama is still at large.”

“Iraq didn’t have one single thing to do with 9/11. I’m sorry that we tried to make you think so.”

“I apologize to all the parents and relatives who have lost loved ones in my enormous screw up of a war.”

“We don’t have enough troops and if you really love me, you’ll enlist.”

In a perfect world, of course. Instead we got more bread and circuses.

I despise politicians. Especially this one.