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Things you don't want to hear

your kid say: “Hey Mom, there was a brown recluse spider next to my cot this morning. They grow ‘em big here. Yeah, we have to shake our sleeping bags out at night before we get in. They like to crawl in during the day. We don’t take our shoes off until we’re in cuz we might have to stomp on something.” Yikes.

They also apparently like to grow their grasshoppers big, too. What the locals call Devil’s Horses. They’re black with yellow racing stripes, sometimes red stripes, and fat. Reddish wings on adults. Interesting bugs. And HUGE. They’re all over the place, crawling up the walls and across the floors. They don’t hop or fly, they amble—only if absolutely necessary. I asked how big they were and the lad held up his cell phone next to one and said it was maybe a half an inch shorter - probably about 3 1/2 to 4 inches in length. Some are larger.

He was hoisting around some pallets yesterday and had to move one. (They’re kinda messy when they get squished.) They’re pretty slow moving and don’t like to be disturbed. This one particularly didn’t want to be disturbed and when the lad grabbed it, it hissed at him. Loudly. Really startled him. But I don’t think they are dangerous. In fact, the locals say they make great kids’ pets.

One of the rites of initiation, apparently, is for the newest arrivals to wake up their first morning to a big black grasshopper sitting on them. One lad yesterday morning woke to one sitting on his chest, kinda looking at him. His screams were heard outside the school building. He took it in good grace, though, once he found out the score. Kind of the crew’s way of saying, “welcome to the swamp.”

I asked what other creepy crawlies are there. The lad said the halls are lined with fliers that illustrate (and describe) creatures to be on the lookout for. Creepy crawlies that are venomous or poison. Sounds like a real learning experience for a northern boy.

Posted on 06/23/06 at 05:52 PM
 




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