Dave, that was funny! All of them spot on. The mocking bird was talking fast enough to sell all those and more.
I have an idea now what the mockingbird was yelling about. Today was trash day and that’s the day the crows arrive. The mockingbirds hate crows cuz crows like to eat eggs and baby birds. Late this afternoon I heard a ruckus out in the street in front of the large shrub where the mockingbirds have a nest. The trash guys had spilled a little bit of trash and the crow was in the street picking at it. Much too close to the nest. Both mockingbirds were in the street circling around the crow and darting in every few seconds to pull his feathers—there were a couple crow feathers in the street. The crow cawed in complaint while the mockingbirds kept up a continuous screeching. The crow finally tried to fly away and the mockingbirds took after him, dive bombing him and tweaking his feathers as he flew. He was the picture of a frantic and harried bird.
I hope none of the mockingbird babies were harmed this morning.
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The animals are trying to tell you something. They are telling you that you need a new screen door.
But because I’m in a mood at the moment, here’s a few captions…
YellowJacket: Hm.. food… food… food… Got to be some food around here somewhere. Man, that is some weird lookin’ grass. Food… food. Hm. The air just stops here. What’s that rustling sound? Whoooooa!! ... Food… food… food…
Abbie: Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Awww......
Mouse: Ah! Cat! Ah! Bright light! Got to move… can’t move… Big stick… Eep! Little round room! (Hell of a view,though.) Oof. It’s getting stuffy in here. Where are we going? Oh, boy, I’ve had it now. Wait. Is this… *ZOOM*
Mockingbird: Hey! I have this hot new stock you need to check out! Order drugs online! Free estimate! Sign up now! You need a fake Rolex! ‘Suzie’ is 18 and wants to meet you! Make money fast with no effort! Funny cartoon! Virus alert! Play poker online with real money! Greetings from Nigeria!
Must be the humidity.