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Florida calling

Phone rings. The caller ID says FLORIDA.

Me: Hello?
Florida: Hello, I’m calling from the Marriott ...something...something… (I couldn’t make the rest out. She sounded a couple of planets away.) I’d like to offer you and your family a 5 day and 5 night vacation in Florida for only $199....
Me: No, thank you.
Florida: You don’t want a vacation??
Me: Oh, I’d *love* one. But, do you know what it’s like to get 6 kids ready for a vacation and then get them there? I’d need a vacation just to recover!
Florida: Six children?
Me: Yup. Six of ‘em.
Florida: Well, you have a great evening....click.

Posted on 11/17/05 at 07:53 PM
 




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