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How much does a clothesline cost?

Oh, it’s a confusing tangle of legal terms, but for purposes of taxation I live in a house. For insurance purposes, I live in a duplex. As far as the city is concerned, they don’t care what I call it as long as they can tax it. But, for current legal purposes, we all have to call the house a condo because condo docs are filed with the city. Although the confusion doesn’t ordinarily affect my everyday life, it can still be annoying.

Take, for example, the issue of a clothesline. As far as the insurance end of things goes, they don’t care. Clotheslines aren’t on their radar. As far as the town is concerned, a clothesline in the front yard would be an issue, but one in the backyard doesn’t break any local ordinances. Condo docs, however, change the equation. I’ve been meaning to dig out the condo docs to see if clotheslines were specifically addressed. One of the neighbors said she thought clotheslines were prohibited. So I finally dug out my condo docs and, indeed, clotheslines are prohibited.

Now here’s the goofy part.

After the developer, who built these houses, went bankrupt and sold off all the properties, each house became its own condo association. The developer was toooo bankrupt to change the condo docs to reflect individual home ownership of each house. As a result, my house has two members of its condo association—M and me. We don’t pay any condo fees. We do all the work around here and pay for repairs or improvements out of our own pockets. Same as everyone else who owns a house.

However, after talking to a variety of individuals this morning, the consensus goes like this: If we want to change the condo docs to reflect reality, M and I have to go to court. We have to hire attorneys. We have to pay big dollars to have the condo docs changed. We have to hire surveyors (to make things legal, why I don’t know!). We have to pay fees to have the condo docs re-filed with the city. All of that would end up costing roughly $10,000 per person. I kid you not.

That’s how much a clothesline would cost me if I wanted to do it legally.

Posted on 11/01/05 at 02:40 PM
 




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